World's Oldest Man Survives Holocaust But Not Friday

 

Yisrael Kristal was born in 1903 and survived a Nazi death camp despite losing his family during the ordeal, living long enough to attain a Guinness World Record for the oldest living man.

Unfortunately, Mr. Kristal succumbed to a terminal case of Friday after a long battle with days that end in Y.

President Trump reportedly wished the family well and told them that Yisrael made Guiness World Records great again.

Other notable events from the year of Mr. Kristal's birth include the birth of George Orwell, the Wright Brothers first flight, and the debut of the Wizard of Oz in Broadway.

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